Convos with Maggie

  • Maggie: What are your wedding colors?
  • Me: Navy, ivory and rust
  • Maggie: Thanks!
  • Me: Why do you ask?
  • Maggie: I wanted to find coordinating wrapping supplies for your present. But failed.
  • Me: Ah, I'm terribly sorry.
  • Me: Though I greatly appreciate the effort and it will be duly noted when considering your thank you card.
  • Maggie: Oh, I figured I just won't give you anything. Just because I can't find matching paper.
  • Me: Ok. Understandable. I would do the same.
  • Maggie: We're so alike.
  • Me: It's uncanny.
  • Me: Our sarcasm is so dry it could recede the shoreline.